Mallow Mania 3X

Fruited Imperial Sour Ale - 10%

This is an official alert of the Emergency Sour Ale Broadcast system.

Doppler radar is picking up the most powerful mallow vortex ever recorded. The forecast calls for extreme tangerine downpours, and vanilla flash floods. Residents are advised to move to high ground and have their jet skis ready to rock. This triple strength storm system will be shorert-lived, but be advised, its categorization has just been upgraded from "silly delicious" to "one heck of a party". Don't get caught inside or you might miss out on the great Mallow Mania storm of '25.

This is not a test. This is an official alert of the...